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remember when homestuck
slowly shlunks back to commissions………………………………………………….
HHHHHHHHWOW
things i haven’t learned in high school
- how to pay bills
- how to buy a house
- how to buy a car
- how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
HAHAHA — THEY WON’T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM.
IS THIS SERIOUSLY A TRICKSTER HUSSIE?
A TRICKSTER
HUSSIE?
but look at that ONE FRAME
saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building
I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
I don’t know what these are but I want the red one.
I can give you the red one….if you make a contract with me.
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
me at the end of the semester
Hello friends.
Have you ever felt the desire to hear hiccop crying like a lil bby and sobbing from fear bc he/she cannot handle horor video gams??
WELL NOW U CAN.
join me and my best bro/wife/roommate/thing as we bravly go where sevral people have infact gone before~!
yep yep this is approved by me
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